Total Medals Earned: 403 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/315 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Medals Earned: 35/50 (215/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/240 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/385 points)
Medals Earned: 4/15 (165/840 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/485 points)
New creature alert
Complete chapter 1
Complete chapter 2
Complete chapter 3
Catch Mothman and beat the game
Complete every level
Complete speedrun mode in less than 4 minutes
Complete speedrun mode in less than 36 throws
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Admire your complete medal collection!
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Clear round 1.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Beat the boss in easy difficulty
Beat the boss in normal difficulty
Find a shield charge
Find a master orb
Beat the boss in expert difficulty
Find all 3 master orbs
Find all 3 shield charges
Fully rebuild the city
Beat the boss in master difficulty
Beat the boss in expert or master difficulty while fully black (yes, bullets as well!)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
